Wedding SMS Messages

Marriage is like going to a restaurant

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that…..

Secret of our long marriage

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai hazaro jati hai hazaro hasti hai hazaro rulati hai lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai jo Doli me aati hai

Last two words in yes dear

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”

Cost to get married

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

Man before Marriage

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

It’s funny when people discuss

It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Telling a lie is

Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

Man before Marriage is like

Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”