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Naughty SMS Messages
KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,
MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN,
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN,
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN.
PLSSSSSSS…………….
LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,
MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN,
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN,
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN.
PLSSSSSSS…………….
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WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL
WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI...
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI...
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Fizayen kehti hain pyar
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
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Sardar: will u marry me
Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
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Hair oil ki add main hair
Hair oil ki add main hair dikhatay hain,
skin cream ki add main skin,
toothpaste main teeth,
footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Ultra ki add main
kuch nahi dikhatay,
``Jaag Sarif Jaag``
skin cream ki add main skin,
toothpaste main teeth,
footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Ultra ki add main
kuch nahi dikhatay,
``Jaag Sarif Jaag``
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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Doctor: Bolo kya taklif
Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker sona
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker sona
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Son asked his dad the
Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...
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Sharma say 2 biwi-"Raja
Sharma say 2 biwi-"Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi,
Is hisab se mein 2 shadian aur kar sakta hu.Biwi-
"Daropdi k v 5 pati the,tuje yaad hi hoga"
Is hisab se mein 2 shadian aur kar sakta hu.Biwi-
"Daropdi k v 5 pati the,tuje yaad hi hoga"
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Master2Banta-eh dus k Hath
Master2Banta-eh dus k Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Bnta-Sir g 6 hundian ne
Master-Oye Murkha,tenu kini vari keha k KACHHE ch hath pa k
Unglan na ginya kar
Bnta-Sir g 6 hundian ne
Master-Oye Murkha,tenu kini vari keha k KACHHE ch hath pa k
Unglan na ginya kar
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Breaking News: Coke"ll
Breaking News: Coke"ll launch a new soft drink in the world market
soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
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Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki
Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
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1 man asks shopkeeper: Is
1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
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Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot
Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo,
Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo,
Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
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nurse: congrats!! app kai ha
sardar: oye...!!! mere biwi ko maat batana mai aushe surprise donga.