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What Is More

What
Is
More
Painful?
When a person
Whom u trusted
Hurts u,
Or
The
person
Whom u
hurted
still trust u??


Were you arrested earlier?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


Were you arrested earlier?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.


Was your father a thief?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


Was your Father a mechanic?

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?


Was you Father an Alien?

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!


Was you Father an Alien?

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!


Want to come into the

Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?


Want to come into the

Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?


Wanna come and see my Hard

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.


Wait until the end of the

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."


Wait until the end of the

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."


Victory is not the measure

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*


Today's subliminal

Today's subliminal message is . . .


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