You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are here: X

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

World's most beautiful sentence. =>...BUT, I LUV U. World's most selfish/ painful sentence_ => I LUV U, BUT. . . ..