Pick Up Lines SMS Messages

Your Daddy must play the

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!


Your Daddy must have been a

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.


Your Daddy must have been a

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.


You've made me so

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.


You've made me so

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.


You've been a bad, bad

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!


You're so hot you melt

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.


You're like milk, I

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.


You're like milk, I

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast


You're like a Pringle.

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.


You're like a Pringle.

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya


You're like a

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!


You're like a

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!


You're good at

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?


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