Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Nothing succeeds like excess

Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Nope.....u still ugly!

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

Never miss a good chance to shut up

My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Mind intentionally left blank...

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

Life is sexually transmitted

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.