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You worry too much about
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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Yes, this is my pickup. No,
Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
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Y did the jelly baby go 2
Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
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Why'd they call it PMS?
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
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When an apple is green,
When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
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What u call dog with no
What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
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What did the bartender say
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
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Your birth certificate is
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.