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Misleading SMS Messages
From the moment I saw u, I
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
Computers are machines to
Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
come here.take off ur pants
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
come here.take off ur pants
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
Boys say it's great,
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
Be quiet in the classroom,
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
From the moment I saw u, I
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm????..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!