Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist.

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"