MISC SMS Messages

Q: How does a racist pick

Q: How does a racist pick his nose?
A: From the mail-order catalogue.


Press any key to continue

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.


Nok nok. Who's there?

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!


Nok nok. Who's there?

Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!


No one ever died because of

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"


No boys no love, no love no

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems


No boys no love, no love no

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems


My thoughts wondering off,

My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.


My mother-in-law walks 5

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.


My mother-in-law walks 5

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.


Mistakes have been made,

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.


Mistakes have been made,

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.


Lots of people stop working

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!


Lots of people stop working

Lots of people stop working once they found a job!


Linus is like a wigwam,no

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...


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