The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.

Q: Why didn't the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side.

Q: What's the difference between a racist's house and a porcupine?
A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.