You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist