The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him - Cher

The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.
First the aisle, cos that is w

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"