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Marriage SMS Messages
You know, the trouble with
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
Why dogs don't marry?
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
When a newly married man
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
When a man steals your wife
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
What makes men chase women
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
What makes men chase women
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
What is Marriage?
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
What a married man says
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
To the NewlyWeds: May
To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.
To the NewlyWeds: May
To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.
To the bride and groom -
To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations...
To the Bride and Groom -
To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out
You know, the trouble with
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.