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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradt
Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara
Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " m
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav sucha
Ekada eka navra ani
Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"
Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar
Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare s
Ek sardaarji trainche
Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto
Don Sardargi aapaplya don
Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghody
Bharun aale asmat radu
Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant... Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...
Ekda ek International Shi
Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh sardar pathavtat. Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!American