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Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala dis

When i call you..1. Ringing means i m thinking u.2. Ringing means i like u.3. Ringing means i miss u.4. Ringing means i need u.5. Ringing means behray phone uchal.

What is ABCD Jeans??Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye.

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?That Was Great No! I Love U No!Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka.

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)------------------------------Pu La Deshpande pohayla

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...

Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?

lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.

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Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".