You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.

You so short you have to look up to look down.

You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.

You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...
your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
you have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
the EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
you tell the doctors and nurses that you don't get

You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
you think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
you get an almost irresistible urge to

You look so good you could be on Telivision. You're already blurred.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.