? Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ?

Zen Buddhist to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

Young pandit ji use to go college with his monkey called hanumaan. After few years he had to go alone..Why? becauce the monkey graduated

Young girl goes 2 Dr wth mom. Girl-Medicl check up karana hai. Dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao. Girl-mera nai,mummy ka. Dr-Mataji aap jibh dikhaiye

You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).

You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family.