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Men reach their sexual peak
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner
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Loosen the foot end of the
Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.
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Let us be thankful for the
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain
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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY!
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Last night I Got a severe
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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Last night I Got a severe
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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Last night I Got a severe
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?
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Last night I Got a severe
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
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kripya dhyaan de
kripya dhyaan de
dhyaan dene ke liya shukriya.ab apna kam kare.........
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It is the ability to take a
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman
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It is human nature to think
It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
- Anatole France (1844 - 1924)
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It is better to weep with
It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb
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If you are in tension,
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
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If u want SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME
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Mix a little foolishness
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.
- Horace (65 BC - 8 BC)