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Swim on a pool, Sit on a
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.
Suppose the world were only
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw
Stress test.
Stress test.
Ansr these 2 ques..
1.Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey mouse!
2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u ansred Donald Duck - u r under stress...
Because
So, rather than appear
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
- William of Baskerville in 'The Name of the Rose'
Sky is in Blue Colour Like
Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"
Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colur
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...
April Foolllllll...
Roses are Red Sky is
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Real friends are those who,
Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author Unknown
Plz don't read this
Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Plz don't read this
Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Place a bottle of liquid
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
Paint all the bars of soap
Paint all the bars of soap in a house/residence/whatever with colorless nail polish (reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soapdishes. Those suckers won't suds to save themselves.
By: akshya
Ov o
l e Y U
Ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Our wisdom comes from our
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
- Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)
Talk sense to a fool and he
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)