Fool SMS Messages

Talk sense to a fool and he

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)


Swim on a pool, Sit on a

Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.


Suppose the world were only

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw


So, rather than appear

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
- William of Baskerville in 'The Name of the Rose'


Sky is in Blue Colour Like

Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"
Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colur
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...
April Foolllllll...


Roses are Red Sky is

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....


Real friends are those who,

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author Unknown


Plz don't read this

Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!


Plz don't read this

Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!


Place a bottle of liquid

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


Paint all the bars of soap

Paint all the bars of soap in a house/residence/whatever with colorless nail polish (reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soapdishes. Those suckers won't suds to save themselves.

By: akshya


Our wisdom comes from our

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
- Sacha Guitry (1885 - 1957)


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