Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose cover page read:
'37 MATING POSITIONS'.I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.
Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

the STARS.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Gin Liye ..?



Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) in 'As You Like It'

The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I neve

The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.
- Anonymous

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell