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sardar : puttar dhoop me
sardar : puttar dhoop me kya karte ho.
Putter : o papeji , mein pasina sukha raha hua
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bantasingh ke 12 beto mein sirf 1 hi alag dikhta hai. Bantasingh lagate time wife ko bola : sach bol ye alag dikhnewala kiska hai? Wife : ye hi to aap k
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You will do foolish things,
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
- Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961
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You can fool all the people
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln
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You are one of the most
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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You are one of the most
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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You are a GHONCHU..
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
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When ur life is in darkness
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
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When things go wrong
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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When things go wrong
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
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What is Short but gets
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
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We're fools whether we
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb
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Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a
Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose cover page read:
'37 MATING POSITIONS'.I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.
Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
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Sardar tells a girl "Come
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will b there.............
Girl goes at night and there was nobody there