Daring SMS Messages

I love the sea, I love the

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke!


I love the sea, I love the

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !


I like your style ... I

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass.


I like your style ... I

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass


I like your style ... I

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass


I do not swear, I do not

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer...


I do not swear, I do not

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...


I do not swear, I do not

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...


I am born this way, but

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


I am born this way, but

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


I am born this way, but

I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


He kisses her gently on the

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.


He kisses her gently on the

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.


A woman is a marvelous

A woman is a marvelous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.


A woman is a marvellous

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.


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