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It is red and it taps on
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
It is red and it taps on
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
It is red and it taps on
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
If you did not have any
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
If you did not have any
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
If you are raped and you
If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!
If I ever die because of
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
If I ever die because of
If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
I think you are ugly and
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
I think you are ugly and
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
I think you are ugly and
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Nice hair, a shame that you
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.