Daring SMS Messages

Nice hair, a shame that you

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.


It is red and it taps on

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.


It is red and it taps on

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.


It is red and it taps on

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.


If you did not have any

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!


If you did not have any

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!


If you are raped and you

If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it!


If I ever die because of

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!


If I ever die because of

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!


I wish you lots of itching

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.


I wish you lots of itching

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.


I think you are ugly and

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...


I think you are ugly and

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...


I think you are ugly and

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...


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