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The more the merrier. The
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Roses are red, violets are
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
Roses are red, violets are
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
Roses are red violets are
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Roses are red violets are
Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
Roses are red ... Violets
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!
Roses are red ... Violets
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
Roses are red ... Violets
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
On the door of a
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
On the door of a
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Ok? honey, we will try one
Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
When are you really full of
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.