Daring SMS Messages

When are you really full of

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.


The more the merrier. The

The more the merrier. The more women, the prettier.


The more the merrier. The

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.


Some people die. Others

Some people die. Others become a teacher...


Some people die. Others

Some people die. Others become a teacher...


Roses are red, violets are

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!


Roses are red, violets are

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !


Roses are red violets are

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!


Roses are red violets are

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!


Roses are red ... Violets

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!


Roses are red ... Violets

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!


Roses are red ... Violets

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!


On the door of a

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!


On the door of a

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!


Ok? honey, we will try one

Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?


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