Daring SMS Messages

You know when you are

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.


You have the face of a

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!


You have the face of a

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!


You are so beautiful, sweet

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!


You are so beautiful, sweet

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!


Women are just like frogs.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.


Women are just like frogs.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.


Will we play the hulk

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!


Will we play the hulk

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!


Why do men fart more often

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


Why do men fart more often

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


When I was a baby, I played

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!


When I was a baby, I played

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!


When are you really full of

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.


When are you really full of

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.


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