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You are so beautiful, sweet
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
You are so beautiful, sweet
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
Women are just like frogs.
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
Women are just like frogs.
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
Will we play the hulk
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
Will we play the hulk
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
Why do men fart more often
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Why do men fart more often
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
When I was a baby, I played
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When I was a baby, I played
When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
When are you really full of
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
When are you really full of
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.
You know when you are
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.