Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. ?

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas. ?

A silent night, a star above,
a blessed gift of hope and love.
A blessed Christmas to you! ?

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me

your as big boned as father christmas claus
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.

Why is Santa a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position.

Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.

Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.

Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
Dracula's.

Who carries all of Santa's books?
His books elf. (book shelf)

Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.