Absurd SMS Messages

How to keep an idiot

How to keep an idiot entertained
...................*press down* ...................
How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*


Hello I am a virus and I am

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now.....
sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.


Feeling stoned? feeling

Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.


Elvis is dead and I

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.


Don't drink

Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!


DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This

DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is:
-Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone
Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?


5 differences between

5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!