Santa n Banta went 4 a drive.
Santa : look frm d
window r the indicatores working or noy ? Banta puts his
head out n says - yes -no, yes -no , yes- no !

once santa went to a hotel and after eating the lunch he we to wash room and that time banta saw him instead of washing his hand he was washing the basin.. when asked he said there was a board written on it WASH BASIN.

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife to pizza hut?
Because he wanted free dilevery.

Santa went to give his exam. In the examination centrehe removed all his clothes and started answering only in a brief.
When teacher asked why he was doing this he said ,"It is wirtten in question paper ANSWER IN BRIEF."

Santa and Banta were very alike. One day Santa purchased a
horse and on returning home he found that Banta had also
purchased one ! They felt it confusing on how to determine
which one belonged to whom because both had four legs, two
ears, one tail etc. So santa cut the left ear of his
horse. But to his surprise, banta had already done the
same thing with his horse. Getting frustrated he cut the
tail of his horse on the next day. In greater disbelieve
he found Banta had also done the same on that day. So ,
Santa had to cut a leg out of the four his poor horse had.
This time he almost fainted when he found Banta being
carried by his limping horse whose one leg was also cut by
his owner. Now the horses could not take any further
bodily torture. So these two had a brain storming session
and it was decided in the end that the white horse should
belong to Santa and the black one should go in Banta's
favour !

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

What?s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you?ll get a heart! If u pick U, you?ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..