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Santa Banta SMS Messages
Taxi driver to Santa:
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .
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Banta selling Parashut:Plane se
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta: O G paise wapas
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Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne
Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shri akal.
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shri akal.
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Santa and Banta in a football
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?"
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?"
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Santa To Banta: oye tu
Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na
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Santa: raat paros wali larki
Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha
Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha
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Santa: pehlay main apni bivi
Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya
fair BA karwaya
Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.
Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de
fair BA karwaya
Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.
Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de
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Santa: Why there are always
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won"t work, one of them to scream
"Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other -
"Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
Banta: In case the siren won"t work, one of them to scream
"Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other -
"Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."
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Pappu while filling up a
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against
mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
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A Couple havin sex on upper berth
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya......
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya......
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Santa asks: Who r
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
************ ********* ********* ****
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Santa's
Santa's interview
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer.
Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications
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Santa and Banta
Santa and Banta
Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : " Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, she didn't get the fax."
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Santa n Banta went 4 a
Santa n Banta went 4 a drive.
Santa : look frm d
window r the indicatores working or noy ? Banta puts his
head out n says - yes -no, yes -no , yes- no !
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Santa Suffering From
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..