kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.

LAKH LANTA EHO JEHIAN KURIYA TE,
JO APNE SOHNE HUSAN TE GHUMAAN KARDIA,
BETH KE NIKKI JEHI SCOOTERI TE
KARISME WALE MUNDE TE BADNAAM KARDIA.

lakh chupaya asi pyar duniya ton,
hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda,
jee laye asi bahut dar dar ke,
hun na ae dil kise ton darda,
aj dus dena mein sari duniya nu,
ki mein tere te marda.

Jeevain fauji tu koi carnal jarnal
te takhta ulat ke shah ban gaye

ainwain akh milayi dil de andar
rafta rafta saah ban gaye

udhay abid patha mareenday rahay
udhay pathar ibadat gaah ban gaye

saaday pagal pan deyan sajdian tu
sach much kujh log khuda ban gaye

Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho

Ain ishq jinhan nu lag janda
oh suk janday waang kaaniyan de

koi suk jaanday koi muk jaanday
khalkat de naal taaneyan de

kayiaan ishq da naa badnaam kita
koi sar gaye waang parwaniyan de

te Waris Shah ishq de badhay nai chhutday
chhut jaanday qaidi jail khaaniyan de

Punjabi Sms:
Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)

Assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary
Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry
Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!

Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dikhawan!
Kehen nu terey ne charche hazar
Yaar mere kehnde main tere piche khuwar
Minu e-mail likhdiyan kuriyan batheriyan
Per mainu renda tere sandesy da intzar
Ik tera pyar baki duniya bekar
Je tu waddiyan shikariyan de waasty teyar
Aaja tainu main hiry motiyan de haar puawan
Haar na mannan, Jo Tu Aakhen Oh Karke Dekhawan!

Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!
Teri AKHAN! akhan jiwen botlan shraab diyan
ZULFAN! zulfan ch khushbo gulaab di
TOR! Teri tor jiwen morni di tor
Tere baad main rabb toon magna nai kuj hor
Aaja aaja meri oor, Mere dil di tu chor
Nale sapnian di rani, Tere wargi nai koi hor
Kuriyan hazar, Kisse di nai majal
Paya tu akhan da jaal, Dilwaliyan da bura haal
Pyar de, Mainu pyar day de
Ek wari nahin Wari wari day de
Hoke jagg toon begana, Tere gunn main gana
Loki Mere Piche Main Tera Deewana!

Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez

Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda !
Mainu paise nashe naal pyar mere apneyan nu mere te ni aiebaar
Nale mere yarran da bhangg da karobaar
Assin din chipe te sari raat gharon bahar
Fir navan din navin raat, navin kuriyan da saath
Raat gyi, Baat gyi, Kon rakhda hisaab
Chata awaara main appi muhon kehnda
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda

Main Athwan (8) Ajooba (Osman,UrNamehere)Mera Naam !
Mere naal jaan nu teyar teri mehbooba
Jaan na pehchan, hun aan paigam
Kuriyan ne likhniyan chithiyan mere naam
Mera cell phone wajje hun subah sham
Main roj navi kuriyan de naal peena jaam
Desi kali te goriyan de naal meri sham
Jehri sabh toon sohni, meri raat ohde naam
Main Athwan (8) Ajooba Osman Mera Nam

Bhul Ja, Bhul ja
Ya te meri zindgi ch aa ke rul ja
te tera mera nahion hona guzara
te loki mainu aakhde aawara
Bhul Ja, Bhul Ja