aik din jab tumhari shadi ho gi


kuch arsay ke baad tumhari bivi ke pait main mera
ha ha ha ha


haan mera





mera





mera



mera



bhatija ho ga

oye kaminay!

dost pe shakk karta hai?

Jadd sohniye menu yadan teriyan aan ni,
Rabb di sohn menu TATTIYAN Lagg jaan ni,
yadan vich tu v waqt guzardi hovengi,
TATTIYAN na sahi PADH ta jaror mardi hovegi.

Sandaas K Pani mein Tairta Hoa Gooo....


Sandaaas K pani mein Tairta Hoa Goooooo....




Gooo Se yaad aya...



Abey kaisa Hai Tuuu....

• ati thie jati thie hasti thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
dekhti thie muskurati thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie

LarKa: Hum 25 Behen BHai Hain

DooSra LarKa: Kya AapKay Ghar FamILy PLanniNg waLay Nhi Aatay??

LarKa: Aye Thay ScHooL SamaJh K chaLay Gaye

Wife bought a new transparent nighty , Wore it in front of husband.
" Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho . wife= aapko batane ki
zaroorat nai hai , salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it"s sexual harassment. When a
woman talks dirty to a man, it"s 16 rupees per minute. With
international call

Me ek ladki ko chod raha tha. Mene use Chodte huye puchha ke tumhara
bf kahan hai? Ladki ne kaha, tum bas chodte raho, vo bhosdika sms
padh raha hai

Husband Apni Wife Se: Mera Dost
Aaya Hain 2 Cup Chai Lao.
Wife: Aap Jara Idhar Aayiye. Ghar
Mein Sugar Nahi Hain.
Husband: Koi Baat Nahi Mujhe To 1
Chamach Chahiye. Tum 1 Kiss Dena
Chai Khud Meethi Ho Jayegi.
Wife: Lekin Aap Ke Dost KO To 2
Chamach, Chahiye!!!

Do gadhe aapas main baat kar rahe thay
Pehla: Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra: to bhag kiyoon naheen jatay
Pehla:Bhag to jawoon lekin yahan mera FUTURE BRIGHT hai
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to woh kehta hai
teri shadi gadhe se karadoonga isi umeed say ruka huwa hoon

Height of lazyness-a naked woman lying under a banana tree waiting
4 the banaana 2 fall at the right place.

Arj kiya hai... Woh aaye khwab mein kuch iss tarah ki pani sharab
ho gaya,woh aaye khwab mein kuch iss tarah ki pani sharab ho gaya
jab aankh khuli to pata chala ki patloon mein peshab ho gaya !

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.. Wonderful Item For Entertainment .....
handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous

ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha. ek admi bola helmit
to utaro. pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum
shalwar utar ta hay kia ?

Prayer of Bachelors-
Radhe Radhe,
Kudi fasade,
Hare murari hove Kunwari,
Jai Hanumaan di,
hove mere haan di,
Waheguru ji da khalsa,
Ek sohni Kuri di lalsa.