Mujahedin-e-sab shikan, Lan pe band lo kafan
phir apni muthi apna Lan, Dozen Dozen Dozen Dozn
ye first year ki kakiyan phudakti hein jin ki chatyiyan, in ki bhi
choot mein Lan
Dozen Dozen Dozen Dozn
musarton key maley mein utha lo sheshi tail ki
phir apni muthi apna lan dozen dozen dozen dozn

akhiri maqta

tu nahi chudati na chuda ja ke apni maa chuda
phir apni muthi apnal lan dozen dozen dozen dozn

what can confuse an abnormal person?




think....





think hard....






don"t know the answer???





ok!






Let me tell you







Its pineapple






confused?????







i knew you would be

us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai

ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai

mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa

isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai

Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai

1 Day u"ll B $rpri$d 2 c Me Be$ide U,
U & Me laughing,
U & Me crying,

U & Me Dreaming,
U & Me holding on,
U & Me...
ju$t U & Me $itting in a MENTAL HO$PITAL & ME CHECKING U.

From Mon to $un, >From jan to Dec,
From birth till my Death,
my feeling$ 4 u have never changed.
For me, you "ve alway$ been
...........a headache!

Falling in love i$ a $weet ambition,
finding true love i$ a kife time mi$$ion..
Take my word, follow the indian tradition
& marry ur dad"$ Deci$ion !

Maine poocha chand $e
"dekha hai kahin mere yar $a ha$in".
Chand ne kaha
"abey, itni upar $e dikhta hai kiya",

it"$ funny when people di$cus$ LOVE MARRIAGE v$ ARRANGED- it"$ like
a$king $omeone, if $uicide i$ better or being murdered..

$aa$ $aw her bahu $leeping with other man,
but $he didn"t tell her $on becau$e..

"$AA$ BHI KABHI BAHU THI"

What"$ the $imilarity beyween MOBILE and MARRIAGE- in both ca$e you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata tu accha model milta"

Sir NEWTON once sat in a contemplative mood in a garden
}and saw an apple falling down to the ground.
At once the idea of LAW OF GRAVITY came to his mind.
I Wonder sala 23 saal tatti karda riha, oh kehra thaley
dig k upar nu mur-di si udo usda dimag kithe si....!!!

Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.
Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli : Aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti?
Ek sardar khada ho kar bola : DIWAR PE SUSU.

Shair of the day !


Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...


Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...

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Nahati to NaNgi hi hogi

wow! sexyyyyyyyyy..


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come on baby sex with me
ah....ah....ahhhhh
do fast chestyyyy
aaaahhhhhh.....
just do it baby........
i m waiting 4u.....

wow...!sweety ur chest....amooooahhhh
like footballlll

ohhhh...! my sexy baby