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No Visits No Calls No
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
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Suah sweray utth
Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"
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Maine ap ko khwab main
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
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andheri kabar,
andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee
so ja shaitan,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee
so ja shaitan,
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Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam
Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo
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Main terai balooon main khona
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....
main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......
per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....
her baar phisal jata hoon............
main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......
per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....
her baar phisal jata hoon............
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Mental Hospital Ke Operation
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
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Kaju Badam Khajoor Pista Chilghoza Kishmish Ye
Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish
Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....
Laikin
Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish
Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....
Laikin
Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai
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Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz,
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
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Yaad hai hum pehle kahan
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?
"TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
or
AAP NE KAHA
"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
"TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
or
AAP NE KAHA
"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
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Read This Wazeefa 100 Times
Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is
"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is
"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"
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Q: Wat do you call an
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour!
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A: A Rumour!
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No matter how high da sky
No matter how high da sky is
How deep da ocean is
How strong da wind is
How wide da river is
I jus want 2 tell U
They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
How deep da ocean is
How strong da wind is
How wide da river is
I jus want 2 tell U
They’re none of UR BUSINESS!
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Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO...
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO...
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
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zindagi main sab kuch mil
paisa
property
gaari
izzat
lekin
tootay huay daant dobara nahi miltay!
samajhdar ho, umeed hai ab sms karo ge