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kyon har bar mosam ki tarha
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
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Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
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Bijli Bord vich post nikli
Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri "50000"rs h r r z milnge.
Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.
Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.
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Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda
Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,
tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
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Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
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Ab tek meri life khuli bottle
Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai
khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai
khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile
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haha Hai Jise Chahat Se
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada
Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada
Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada
Tu hai Hai wo....
HARAMZADA..
Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada
Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada
Tu hai Hai wo....
HARAMZADA..
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Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko
Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.
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Pyarey
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
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Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1. Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry 2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye 3. Message Parh K Hansay 4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
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Ehh, Do u want a new tone ?
Ehh, Do u want a new tone ? wait for 5 secs...
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/ ).)...P RRRR..
L./L./
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/ ).)...P RRRR..
L./L./
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New Punishment for Mobile
New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
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barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga, barish main nahanay ka, geet gungunanay ka, paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka, barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
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Hungry kya? Laddoo bhej
Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...
yeh le...
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/ ).) o
L./L./ o
o
kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha.......!
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...
yeh le...
) " (
/ ).) o
L./L./ o
o
kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha.......!
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Teacher: attendance plz:
attendance plz:
pintoo...
present sir.
guddu...
present sir.
kaalu...
present sir.
ulluu...
ulluu...
ulluu...
button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....