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doctor implants new ear to a
doctor implants new ear to a man
Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman
Dr: yes! but it makes no difference
Man: it does, now i hear everything but hear nothing
Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman
Dr: yes! but it makes no difference
Man: it does, now i hear everything but hear nothing
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ROSE LOTUS TULIP ORCHID SUNFLOWER JASMAINE LILY! All
ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMAINE
LILY!
All Flowers r Sweet but
they"ve no Comparision with u !!
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Kyunki
Gobhi ke Phool ki BAAT hi or hai.. :-)....
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMAINE
LILY!
All Flowers r Sweet but
they"ve no Comparision with u !!
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Kyunki
Gobhi ke Phool ki BAAT hi or hai.. :-)....
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Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki
Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle
apko mera salam,
Chai peene wale kabhi
COFFEE bhi piya karo
yad karne wale kabhi
1-2 message bhi kiya karo... :-)
apko mera salam,
Chai peene wale kabhi
COFFEE bhi piya karo
yad karne wale kabhi
1-2 message bhi kiya karo... :-)
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msg ki umeed laga rakhi
msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
par msg aaeyga kese
dosti jo kanjooso se bana rakhi hai
nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
par msg aaeyga kese
dosti jo kanjooso se bana rakhi hai
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Welcum to
Welcum to WWW.Shareef.COM
Type Pass : ****
NEW MEMber : U R Welcum
PROCESSING DEnIED !
SOrry U R Not SHareef ... ! Try
WWW.Khabees.com
Type Pass : ****
NEW MEMber : U R Welcum
PROCESSING DEnIED !
SOrry U R Not SHareef ... ! Try
WWW.Khabees.com
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If i need brain
If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely prefer Ur brain. Y?
Bcoz..
Ur
Genius..?
NaNa
I just want a brain which is Never Used B4!
BolayTo
ZeroMeter!!
Bcoz..
Ur
Genius..?
NaNa
I just want a brain which is Never Used B4!
BolayTo
ZeroMeter!!
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aaj phir aap nazar nahi
aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye,
Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye,
Najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap,
Hum tou police station se pagal-khane tak dekh aaye..!
Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye,
Najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap,
Hum tou police station se pagal-khane tak dekh aaye..!
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JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte
JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT:Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe"JATT" kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.
RAJPUT:Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe"JATT" kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.
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Suno! Aaj Aftari
Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi
bas
aik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi
bas
aik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay!
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Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal
Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain,
Aashiqon ko phasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon chooste hai ye aashiqon ka
Tabhi to inke gaal laal hote hain.
Aashiqon ko phasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon chooste hai ye aashiqon ka
Tabhi to inke gaal laal hote hain.
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Kya aankheiN hain aapki,
Kya aankheiN hain aapki,
kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... ,
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se
bhoot nikal aaya hai....
kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... ,
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se
bhoot nikal aaya hai....
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Help, the police put me in
Help, the police put me in prison for looking
so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly
bastard to get me out... hurry up
hahaahahahahahahahahahahha
so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly
bastard to get me out... hurry up
hahaahahahahahahahahahahha
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beta tayari kar
beta tayari kar lo!
Count down shurru ho chuka
thoray se din reh gaye hain
jo karna hai kar lo
phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge
Count down shurru ho chuka
thoray se din reh gaye hain
jo karna hai kar lo
phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge
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Aaina dekh kar begana ho
Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
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mujy ap ki girl friend ny
shareef seedhay saadhay or naik insan hein ap ko na
to koi chalakii atii hai or na he
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"HUSHIYARI"