Never ignore a person who loves u



Cares for u



Misses u





Bcz





One day u may wake up from ur sleep





And







Realize that u have lost the moon while counting d stars...

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage

Mukhalif-e-waqt aur har badgumaan ko rok rakha hai

Har aik haasid ki zehreeli zubaan ko rok rakha hai

utarti he nahi mujh pe is liye koi aafat

meri maan (mother) ki dua ne aasmaan ko rok rakha hai

Recent Shurvey haz proowed that cute, intollagent, stylush, hendsoam, beotiful peopal make sopalling mistokes in their writing,
whot is yur opinium???

Old friends are gold, new friends may be diamonds but
remember the old friends when you get new friends
because you always need a base of gold to hold the diamond.

A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”,
“V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”,
to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….

• Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son

• Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.
my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue
injection!

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that
we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.


SAY NO TO EXAMS

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk,

they send SMS...

Hi, Sorry i didnt tell u that i"m moving permanently 2
ISLAMABAD nxt Monday. I dont know how long i"m staying
there. I will Gv u the No, Address and new E-mail ID when
i get there. Hope 2 c u at least b4 i leave.
Sorry 4 short notice. I have no choice.
They hv chosen me as the next President of Pakistan.

Aap Ne hum se Roz Nai Ummed Laga Rakhi hai,
Aapne DiL me IshQ ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi hai,

Hum Roz kahan se Naey MSG Bhejen...
Hum ne Kya MSG Ki Factory Laga rakhi hai..??

I"m d best
I can prove it
I can c the tea in tea cup
Can u c the world in world cup?

I can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??

A Typical Student Grabbed a coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge

I"LL Study...

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree