.) NA PYAR, NA YAAR, NA MOHABBAT,
NA DOSTI YAARO,
AAJ K DEVDAAS KI BAAT MAANO,
NA CHANDAR MUKHI NA PAARO BAS
HAR LARKI KO AANKH MAARO...

HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HOON OR HUMAARE
CHHOTHE CHHOTHE PYARE PYARE SWEET SWEET
NANAY MUNAY AUR SHARAARTY "SMS" HON...

Khushi aap k liye
< Gham mere liye >

Zindage aap k liye


Muskarana aap k liye
< Aansu mere liye >

Sab kuch ap k liye or AAp sirf mere liye....

Koi hai jo

Apse Pyar karta hai

Apka khayal rakhta hai

Apko dekhta hai

Ap ki hifazat karta hai

Kon hai wo?


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Just 4 u..
I ve built a
" Taj Mahal "

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i:i .:::!!!!!!:::.i:i
i:i.ii..:"""""""":.ii.i:i

Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?



Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?


Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?


Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)

pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen"
PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI..
AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI...!"
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :
"PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI ...
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI..
AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ......;

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

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1. Dont love a girl


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10.Dont love a girl

• Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves.
Count your life with smiles, not tears
& when your life has reached its autumn,
count your age by friends, not years.

Kehte hain ke 1000 saal pehle mohabbat our husan dost hua karte the,
aik din dono sath the ke chandni nikal ayi,
mohabbat ne chand ki taraf dekhna shuru kar diya,
ye baat husn ko achi na lagi!uss ne mohabbat ki ankhe noch lin,
uss din se mohabbat andhi our husn zalim ho gaya..

Wo apna ho ya begana acha lagta hay
har pal us k sath bitana acha lagta hay
main chahon to yun hi haan keh day ga wo
per us ka na na na keh na acha lagta hay 

I love you in the morning
A$ $unbeam$ ki$s the earth
Night time $hadows give way
to a new day$ rebirth
Bird$ $oar acro$s the $ky
high on feathered wing$
Yes, I love you in the morning
My heart begin$ to sing..!