Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,
Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha.

Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours?

The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.”

Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.

Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya.
Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL?
DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…

What does the loafer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Sign post outside our collage :

“Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.

God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother.

Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For U and ur parents.

Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling!

A lady delivered twins.
Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER….
wherever u go out network follows.

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.