Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.

Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

An old rich man marries a young girl!!!

Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

What’s STUDY?
Sitting,Talking,
Unlimited Dreaming and
Yawning…so STUDY.
(don’t waste ur time)
Oh god…! I have got soooo
much to STUDY…..

Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?

- For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it,
Just put three more fingers…
That’s it! now just rub it up and down…
Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! …
That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!

Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.

Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

Whats the difference between Data and Information?

362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!

Before the marriage:

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me ?

Boy: Of course!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Yes!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line !!!

Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”

Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte,
” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai.
Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.”

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”

“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,

“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”

Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.