Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling?

Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.

Wah wah kya baat hai.
Wo lal duppata …
Wo kale baal…
Magar wo kambhakat 3 inch ki sandal.
Kya zor ka fatka mara hai.

Son : Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Son : Your name on this report card.

Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar,
Na jane kyun sarmati thi,
Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala,
Woh GUTKHA khati thi.

Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?”

Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”

Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai.

Ladki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said.

When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

Do U know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent girls?

Both don’t exist…

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess…
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook…

But the law allows only one wife.

First prisoner : What were you convicted for?

Second prisoner : Nothing.

First prisoner : Honestly…for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

World’s smallest resignation letter…

Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.

- “Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?” the suspicious wife sneered.

- “No, I can’t” the husband replied. I hardly remember taking my shirt off.