SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

Sardar talking on cell.
2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho?
1ST : Biwi se…
2ND : Itne… pyaar se?
1ST : Tumhari hai…

1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.

Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…

Guess woh kya bola???

Is mein aur colour dikhao.

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.

Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : “B.Com final year”

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haa’ replies shop owner.

Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!!

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.