Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?

Kele Wala: 1Rs

Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.

Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..

It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.

Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”

Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : We will be 1st on the sun.
U.S.A : U can’t land on the sun. It is hot.
Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night.

Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta : I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge : Thats no excuse!!! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?”

Art Dealer, “I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!”

Two Sardars were walking together…

Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.
Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”
Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.”
Nurse : “What word was that?”
Santa : “Oops!”