When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?

He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle number note”.

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

How can a Sardar kill a lion ?

Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:

I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever:

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.

Servant : It’s already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….

When a person asked what he was doing….

He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?

Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”