A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, “He’s not my friend.”

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?

Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Santa : Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry Ur daughter!

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse

- I Love U sister….

Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died.

Take a wild guess,
what did he say…?

!!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!

Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel

But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!