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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Submitted by : admin
How do We Escape?
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
Submitted by : Manohar
Let’s Thank
It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI
Submitted by : admin
How do you recognize?
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Submitted by : admin
Can you lend me?
Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.
Submitted by : Hirdesh
A man asked Sardarji
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Submitted by : admin
Flash News
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…
Submitted by : admin
Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Submitted by : Tariq Khan
You could have posted it
Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Submitted by : Tariq Khan
Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Submitted by : Tariq Khan
Lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
Submitted by : Tariq Khan
Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Submitted by : admin
He done his work
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
Submitted by : admin
Open the zip and do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Submitted by : admin
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.