Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…

Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.

It takes thousand workers to build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country,
But just one woman to make a Happy Home!
Let’s Thank…KAAMWALI

- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

- He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it.
Please help me out, I know you have it,
I will return it .
A Sardar asks to ATM machine.

A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .

Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Postman : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Sardar : Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, “He’s not my friend.”