Kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kia
Kis kis ne kis kis ko miss kia
Ek wo thay jisne her jaghay app ko kiss kia
Or ek hum hain jis nay har kiss ko miss kia.

So sweet is ur Smile…
So Sweet is ur Style…
So Sweet is ur Voice…
So sweet is ur Eye…
C how Sweetly I LIE…

Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewanna hua,
Sangeet ka taraana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka mastaana hua,
Jaise hi gunghat uthaya is duniya se ravana hua

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai

Har khusi ko teri taraf mod denge,
Tere liye chand tare tod denge,
Tere liye khusiyon ke darvaaje khol denge,
1 Baar hans ke to dikha
Tere saare daat tod denge

Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete,
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna.

Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
Agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
Teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
Aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai.

Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote
Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare bhee saath hote

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile

Da human brain is most outstanding thing - it functions 24hrs 365 days, right from da time u r born until u fall in luv.

When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot phone utha.

I have a confession 2 make,
Ever since I have known U, its kinda hard for me to 4get U.
Every time u appear in my Dreamz,
n I find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT!