Ye jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai
Na jaane kitne katl kiye honge
Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai.

Jab hamara janaza unki gali se nikla,
Woh na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Jab unka ghar aaya, to mere dost seethi bajane lage,
Chod kar mera janaza, kambakht use patane lage.

New style of proposing.

“I have spend many sleepless nights in ur luv &
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 ur daughter,
So lets make them brother n sister”.

Khuda kare ke tujhe bhi kisse se pyaar ho
May to mar raha ho, tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho.

Jaise sky mein panchi flying,
Jaise garden meina bhavrein gaaying,
Jaise sea me pani lying,
Waise yaar hum tumpe dying.
But ziada khush mat ho,
I am lying.

Safed sari me tum ambulance nazar aati ho.
Ambulance ghayalo ko lejati hai aur tu ghayel kar k jaati hai.

When words fail… Eyes work,
When eyes fail… Heart works,
And when heart fails… To kya?,
Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’

Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho,
kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho,
Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho,
Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!

Tu chand mange mein chand dedu,
Tu raat mange mein raat dedu ,
Tu dil mange mein dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,baas yaar
Bhik mange ki bhi ek limit hoti hai…..

Suna hai ishq me
Logo ki neend ur jati hai
Koi humse bhi to ishq karke dekhe
Hume neend bahut aati hai….

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay.

Jaha dost vaha pyar,
Jaha pyar vaha mohabbat,
Jaha mohabbat vaha ishq,
Jaha ishq vaha judai,
Jaha judai vaha dard,
Jaha dard vaha MOOV lagana.

Bottle main Pepsi se zyada,
Used Socks main smell se bhi zyada,
Adnan Sami main charbi se zyaada,
Mithai main sweet se zyada,
Pakistan mein corruption se zyada….
I LOV U

One who smokes gets a smoky heart,
One who drinks gets an alcoholic heart,
So dear, u must stop eating sweets,
Coz you are already a sweet heart