Ghungat mein tujhe dekha,
To deewana hua,
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Masti ka mastana hua,
Jaise hie ghungat uthaya,
Is duniya se ravana hua!

Jab tumhe dekhu mera dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tum dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna tension mat le I was lying.

Pehle kabhi kisi pe dil nahi aaya,
Tumhe dekha to tum par dil aagaya,
Tumhare pyar mein pagal hokar itne message ki,
Saala 5 hazar ka bill aagaya.

Pehle jinhi chup chup kar dekha karte the,
Ab unhe dekh kar chup jaya karte hai,
Aur jab tak mile nahi the woh hamse,
Dil me thi ulzhan ,
Ab jab mil gaye hai woh,
Aab to uljan me hai ye dil.

Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Laila marney wali hai majnu ke pyaar mein,
Aur majnu betha hai SmS free hone ke intazar mein.

Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge.
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge.

Aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai
Aapko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
Par aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai!

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies!

12 Stages of modern love!

January - Rose
February - Propose
March - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chatting
June - Dating
July - Miss you
August - Kiss you
September - Anger
October - Danger
November - Left
December - Next Love

Raat hogi toh neend aayegi,
Neend aayegi toh khawab aayenge,
Khawab aayenge toh aap aayenge,
Aap aayenge toh saath mein aapke baap aayenge,
Phir na neend ayegi, na khawab aayenge.

Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day?
Boy: Please tell me what do you want?
Girl: Please give me a ring.
Boy: Ring means whether from my land line or from my mobile?

Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye
Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.

6 Ans given by different girls when get proposed…

1) No..
2) I need some time..
3) I have always seen you as a friend..
4) Already have a boyfriend..
5) We should concentrate on studies..
6) U don’t even know me properly! It’s just an infatuation..

6 Ans given by different boys when get proposed…

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) Yes
5) Yes
6) Yes

Hum phool hai gulab ke
Chameli ka naa samjho,
Hum aashiq hai tumhare
Apni saheli ka naa samjho…